don’t be too tired for your bedding - hire a frey today!
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Here at the Twins, there is one thing we do best of all: marry people! We offer professional nuptial-planning services, including:
~~fiddle/lute procurement
~~dagger juggling (buy 2 lessons, get the 3rd free!!)
~~a variety of tent sizes suitable for army hosts
Pricing can be negotiated to fit our your needs!
- all clients must sign non-liability agreements as per our terms of service
- patrons must provide their own fools and/or halfwits, as our in-house fool met an untimely death in a fatal….accident
this building is still standing…GET IN ON THE ACTION NOW!!!
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YoU mAy HaVe HeArD oF uS: Kidz of the Krossroads Inn!
Formerly known as the Two Crowns, formerly known as the Bellringer Inn, formerly known as the Clanking Dragon.
Our rooms come fully equipped with walls and/or a window. Fun for the whole band of outlaws!
Luxurious accommodations for our loyal customers!! Food available more often than not!!
- patrons must be comfortable with children and mortal uncertainty
- it is NOT okay to bother the brooding half-naked smith in the yard
Littlefinger’s Ladies
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Discretion is of utmost importance to the staff of Littlefinger’s Ladies. If you’re a septon, Kingsguard knight, or a married man with one or more illegitimate children, rest assured that your secret trysts - among other things - will be safe in our hands.
Our ladies are available for dine-in or take-out: we also deliver!
Customers must provide their own assault weapons when applicable.
- Direct all inquiries to Peter Baelish, Master of Coin
- Hidden tunnels will be accessible to select patrons for a small fee (most castles and fancy titles accepted)
