Wedding band
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We are looking for musicians (lute players, miscellaneous percussion…guys, and bards) to perform during various entertainment segments of King Joffrey’s upcoming nuptials to Lady Margaery Tyrell.
If your merry band…
….PLAYS GENESIS COVERS AND HAS A SUBSTANTIAL KNOWLEDGE OF EARLY MICHAEL JACKSON WORK
….KNOWS ALL EXISTING HARMONIES AND VARIATIONS OF “THE RAINS OF CASTAMERE”
and
….HAS AT LEAST SOME ADELE IN YOUR REPERTOIRE
You are the group for us!
- all applicants will be subject to a routine background check, interrogation, and possible incarceration if application is denied
- NO NORTHERNERS
this building is still standing…GET IN ON THE ACTION NOW!!!
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YoU mAy HaVe HeArD oF uS: Kidz of the Krossroads Inn!
Formerly known as the Two Crowns, formerly known as the Bellringer Inn, formerly known as the Clanking Dragon.
Our rooms come fully equipped with walls and/or a window. Fun for the whole band of outlaws!
Luxurious accommodations for our loyal customers!! Food available more often than not!!
- patrons must be comfortable with children and mortal uncertainty
- it is NOT okay to bother the brooding half-naked smith in the yard
craster’s keep
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Gilly - I hope this raven finds you well, and maybe less pregnant.
You were married to your dad at the time, I was the chubby Night’s Watch raven-keeper. You were wearing a chestnut brown sack and your hair had that “windblown” look. I gave you a trinket to keep safe…by truly, I gave you my heart.
We’ll be up at the Fist of the First Men for awhile, but shouldn’t be long. Maybe I can hit you up on the way back for some mulled wine in a secret cave?
Think about it…
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster if your dad sees this
