Shade-of-the-evening: the perfect shade for you!
House of the Undying? More like House of the Fundyeing!
Don’t let apocalyptic visions and dead, rotting flesh get in the way of looking your best! Here at The Haus, we provide comprehensive hair color care for all manner of magical and otherwise-irregular beings.
Choose your treatment among top-of-the-line dyes, including:
- Arsenic blue
- Sacrificial baby blue
- Cyanide cyan
and of course,
- Cornflower blue, the best crayon in the Crayola box hands-down
Don’t wait! Come to The Haus and let us transform you into beautiful blue!
- Customers enter the House of the Undying at their own mortal risk
- NO DRAGONS