September 2012
1 post
9 tags
beauty + hlth
Shade-of-the-evening: the perfect shade for you! ___________________________________________
House of the Undying? More like House of the Fundyeing!
Don’t let apocalyptic visions and dead, rotting flesh get in the way of looking your best! Here at The Haus, we provide comprehensive hair color care for all manner of magical and otherwise-irregular beings.
Choose your treatment among...
August 2012
4 posts
16 tags
gigs
Wedding band ____________________________________________
We are looking for musicians (lute players, miscellaneous percussion…guys, and bards) to perform during various entertainment segments of King Joffrey’s upcoming nuptials to Lady Margaery Tyrell.
If your merry band…
….PLAYS GENESIS COVERS AND HAS A SUBSTANTIAL KNOWLEDGE OF EARLY MICHAEL JACKSON WORK ….KNOWS...
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services
Blacksmith _____________________________________
Gendry. Full experience with all manner of metals. All your metalworking needs covered. Wrought-iron, iron, steel, cast iron. NO OBSIDIAN. Weapon-smith expertise on offer. Will repair/produce: short swords, long swords, broadswords, parrying blades, daggers, knives, axes, halberds, spears, lances, scimitars, helmets, breastplates.
Rendezvous for...
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personals
Hodor _______________________________________
Hodor? Hodor Hodor, Hodor.
Hodor Hodor Hodor, HodorHodorHodorHodor.
Hodor Hodor, Hodor: HodorHodorHodor-HodorHodorHordor-HodorHodorHodorHodor.
HODOR.
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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for sale: free
rainbow cloak - GENTLY USED! ______________________________________
I have a FABULOUS cloak from King Renly’s Rainbow Guard that I’ve only worn once (recreationally: no battle)! I’m looking for someone to take it off my hands, since I really don’t have space in my rucksack for it (had to flee camp with all my possessions, including my full-series Sex and the City...
July 2012
9 posts
8 tags
skill'd trade
braavosi “dancing” master _______________________________
king’s landing special! buy three lessons, get free bodily protection from would-be assasins!
you can choose from several different simile-themed classes:
1. fear cuts deeper than swords….with swords 2. swift as a deer (sabre not included) 3. fierce as a wolverine fencing 4. calm as still water kung fu OR 5....
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discussion forums
King’s Landing Forum ___________________________________
Does anyone else think it’s weird that all three of Robert Baratheon’s legitimate children have blond hair? <definitelynotnedstark>
……..That depends on what you think “legitimate” means. If you’re asking do I think it’s weird that Cersei gave birth to her brother’s...
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services
don’t be too tired for your bedding - hire a frey today! ___________________________________________
Here at the Twins, there is one thing we do best of all: marry people! We offer professional nuptial-planning services, including:
~~fiddle/lute procurement ~~dagger juggling (buy 2 lessons, get the 3rd free!!) ~~a variety of tent sizes suitable for army hosts
Pricing can be negotiated to...
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lost + found
a message from the queen across the water _______________________________
WHERE
ARE
MY
DRAGONS
Location: Qarth
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rooms & shares
this building is still standing…GET IN ON THE ACTION NOW!!! ___________________________________
YoU mAy HaVe HeArD oF uS: Kidz of the Krossroads Inn!
Formerly known as the Two Crowns, formerly known as the Bellringer Inn, formerly known as the Clanking Dragon.
Our rooms come fully equipped with walls and/or a window. Fun for the whole band of outlaws!
Luxurious accommodations for our...
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missed connections
craster’s keep _________________________________________
Gilly - I hope this raven finds you well, and maybe less pregnant.
You were married to your dad at the time, I was the chubby Night’s Watch raven-keeper. You were wearing a chestnut brown sack and your hair had that “windblown” look. I gave you a trinket to keep safe…by truly, I gave you my heart.
...
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for sale
Littlefinger’s Ladies ____________________________________
Discretion is of utmost importance to the staff of Littlefinger’s Ladies. If you’re a septon, Kingsguard knight, or a married man with one or more illegitimate children, rest assured that your secret trysts - among other things - will be safe in our hands.
Our ladies are available for dine-in or take-out: we also...
5 tags
gigs
Special treasurez ______________________________________
Looking for grotesques with a fun, flirty attitude. Please send pics and neck circumference measurement (two measurements for two heads, please!!!!1).
Direct all inquiries to yourfriendlynurse@yellowcity.yezzan.org
Compensation: no pay
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men seeking men
Quick question _______________________________________
Where is Beric Dondarrion?
Location: Harrenhal
interviews to be conducted IN PERSON - no exceptions!
